Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.

Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"

Creeping Jesus by Meridia17 June 21, 2011

creeping crud 

military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.

It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!

creeping crud by ab234 May 13, 2009

creeping 

to be creepy or stalk someone inappropriately.

Liam Gibbs is creeping on Stephanie.

creeping by sussiee July 8, 2009

creeping 

Banging someone while you're taken.

Shaggy's girlfriend caught him red-handed creepin' with the girl next door.

creeping by Kara E. June 7, 2005

Crespin 

Another word for Coochin, Cotchin. More ov a non-cliche type term used, not standerd rudeboy ting. Commonly used by indian youths in the Kenton/Stanmore/Wealdstone area in London.

verb: crespinn
noun : cresp

q: yes yes bruv wass gwaninn?
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn

im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee

Crespin by Krishan AKA KC July 27, 2008

creeping featurism 

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.

Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.

creeping featurism by Imagineer G June 18, 2013

Subconscious Creeping 

When someone creeps and they don't even know it

Stacy was subconscious creeping on her whole friends list, and didn't notice it until half an hour later.

Subconscious Creeping by ohmygahd May 24, 2011