Crayon Muncher

Defined as a person in a video game who shows no sign of common sense and intellect, very similar to being braindead

Look at this Crayon Muncher spamming.

by KamiFR0ZE September 22, 2023

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 03, 2017

booty crayon

When you take your shit out of the toilet and write on the walls

Yo dog i wrote on the wall with mah booty crayon

by Duechnozzle11142000 December 04, 2015

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 28, 2021

Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet

by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020

Box of Crayons

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.

Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?

by Shane Collins January 14, 2009

Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.

Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.

by cravecock December 14, 2010