cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.

Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."

by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010

Cockshwans

n. Someone who is being a cock and is ingnorantly stupid at the same time; someone who fails massively

Dude, why would you bust in that bitch? Now she's knocked up and has to take the day-after pill. You're a fucking cockshwans!

by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010

Cocksafloppin'

A disease in which a male's genitals hang freely.

Hey buddy, yer cocksafloppin'.

by chibisolidsnake July 27, 2010

Cockshlap

Cockshlap: A derogatory reference to call someone who you preferably don't like.

Johnson: Hey Harry.
Harry: Yeah Johnson?
Johnson: You're a Cockshlap
Harry: fuck you Cockshlap.

by Aggrolas November 23, 2015

cocksall

An old, unhappy, belligerent Italian women

Jesus Christ, she’s a cocksall

by Ancsefg September 27, 2019

cockshaft

This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.

Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

cockshot

Means a shot or a hit to the male genitals. Could be either a punch,kick or an projectile

Man:*Throws ball*
Man: Cockshot!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021