Black Cord Texting

The act of text messaging someone while under the influence of alcohol, typically in pursuit of sex, and not remembering said message the next day.

A reference to 'Black Cord Fever', a term used before the advent of the cordless phone.

"I guess I sent a text message to Tony last night telling him to come to my place and do me. I was so lit when he arrived later I had no idea why he came over."

by evanrude July 2, 2005

rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body

Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.

by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011

corde et manu

From Latin 'cor' and 'manus' meaning 'by heart and hand.' It's a term used to verify the intentions of someone or the truth about something.

Pronounced in an elided fashion: kordet mahnoo.

Todd: Was Hitler really that fucked up?

Nick: Yeah, corde et manu.

by FlaccidWalrus February 24, 2011

pussy rip cord

a tampon string.

the pms bitch pulled her rip cord in my bathroom and left a bloody mess.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

The Aux Cord

The “Aux Cord” is a level 2 sex move where the man while performing doggy pops his thumb in his lady friends anal cavity.

Yeah man we were going hard last night and out of nowhere I pulled “The Aux Cord”

by The Reecer June 20, 2023

The Cord Problem

This is when you put something on a cord, and when you set the said item down the cord immediately shifts causing the said item to change direction and piss the said owner of the item off tremendously, because the only way to fix this is to hold the item in place

Jake "dude why is your ipod in pieces, man"

Brian "it kept fuckin movin around so it wasn't in the right position for me to see the screen, i went beserk"

Jake " It's the Cord Problem man"

by Quit Raping my Cat January 16, 2010

Pull the rip cord

Expression. To describe the situation faced by a member of a couple when their boyfriend/girlfriend gains tremendous weight due to a sense of stability.

Person 1: Do you like big girls or something man?

Person 2: Nah... she pull the rip cord on me once I proposed.

Person 1: Ouch...

by Robespierre.1789ABC345 March 24, 2009