Carcomymrates

psghetti,breads,paper towels,kleenex and knapkins

from the adult swim show Metalocalypse

Nathan:What are Carcomymrates

Swiskgar: uhh, you know likes psgehtti

Toki: Breads

Swiskgar: Paper towles

Toki: kleenex and knapkins

by suckmynine July 23, 2009

Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

corcore

(n) A gentlemanly and virtuous virtuoso, Renaissance man, Jack-of-all-trades with particular skill in the fine arts and a lack of skill in the musical arts, but still maintains an appreciation for the musical arts. There is currently only one corcore in existence.

I would dump my boyfriend in an instant for a corcore. They're so amazing!

by Dr. N. Namretso, PhD March 21, 2005

carcoleptic

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.

"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."

by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009

Cocoa Butt

The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.

I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"

by suntzzu December 10, 2010

Coco'd

When A guy sings a song to a girl with an acoustic guitar, or a piano at a party, and then she sleeps with him, she has been coco'd. Usually a cheesy love song, or something overly sappy. i.e, a Jake Coco song.

That fag came into the party last night and totally Coco'd all the chicks

by Sweet sassy molassy January 20, 2009

Cocoa Butter Kisses

Cocoa butter symbolizes love, because cocoa butter is generally made to smell good, it heals your skin tone, and it gives you smooth skin that people love to use it.

I miss my cocoa butter kisses, hope you smile when you listen.

by _neonclouds December 9, 2019