consies

short for consequences (australian slang)

Brah - don't you realize the consies of your actions

by Nor Erif December 29, 2022

Christ consciousness

The consciousness of the Original Human mentioned in the Gosple Of Mary, initiated by a conviction of truth of existence and a disregard for all belief that implies basic limitation.

It’s one thing if he chooses to be conscious awareness but, another if he chooses Christ consciousness.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

constirrhea

A combination of constipation and diarrhea, often experienced when having Crohn's Disease

I have to shit all the time but nothing comes out, must be constirrhea!

by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair July 24, 2007

Coasting

To put in the minimum effort required in school to get a satisfactory grade.

Principle Redman: "Admit it, you're coasting."

Student: "No, honestly, I'm really not! I'm struggling due to depression. "

by cyan May 26, 2019

constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

constipation

When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.

by Anonymous...... February 1, 2008

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015