Conscientiousness

Look at all my achievements. Look at how hard I work. Aren't I better than you? Hey... HEEYY! Doesn't that make me better than you? Look how much better than you I am. Hey! Don't you think I'm better than you? Everyone always tells me how much better than you I am. Tell me I'm better than you. Hey... HEEYY! Tell me I'm better than you.

Hym "Why do you think it is that people high in trait conscientiousness dislike us so much?"

Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"

Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"

Iam "Wha... No! I just..."

Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."

Iam "We just woke up..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022

Consent

A mystical myth created by the media

Darryl didn't believe in the mythical consent

by Shaqinson May 8, 2017

Concentrated Irony

Quoting your own vocal typo for emphasis and absentmindedly inputting a typo in your own signature.

"They all passed with flawless colours"

- Jordan JodLfallow

* Actual name spelt correctly - Jordan Jodfallow
thus resulting in concentrated irony

by Vessel of failure July 7, 2009

consentuous

Derived from the adjective consensual; relating to or involving consent.

Often this consent is sexual in nature.

"She was extremely consentuous, even though he wore a silly pair of boner pants which she disliked."

by Miss Lizzy October 10, 2013

Uber-Concentrate

A phrase used to show exsessive concentration on an object or item.

Bob - " Hey mate.. why did you spend 20 minutes staring at that orange juice yesterday? "
Fred - " Because I uber-concentrated on the word concentrate "

by Arkuvio September 4, 2007

Spacio-Concentrate

The act of looking to others as if you are totally spaced out but in actuality you have complete concentration.

I like to Spacio-Concentrate in my classes because it makes me look like I'm just an average jock but I'm able to learn the lessons and pass my classes anyway.

by Rat2gg December 2, 2009

informed consent

informed consent means telling your partner (especially if they ask) about previous sexual encounters and possible STDS.

brandon denied kara informed consent when he told her he didn’t have an std (when he did), then had unprotected sex with her.

by Yoongisthiccbussy March 4, 2022