near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

by Mohanchous December 31, 2007

I can't work under these conditions

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.

Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

by beagley May 20, 2009

Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses

Debut full length album by American grindcore band, BRUTAL TRUTH.

Guy#1: Hey, what's your favorite Brutal Truth album?
Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!

by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 04, 2010

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox October 24, 2006

the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow

"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"

by delete no danna September 22, 2009

jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition

A person who has crusty,cracking,dry,yellow feet while festering corn kernals are infesting the foot And poppin fresh buttery popcorn off them joints.

Daaaaamn girrrrrrl. Look at that girls feet!!! Lord help her. Looks like jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition.aaaaaallll night loooong with a extra serving of salty butter From the movie theater.

by angieffinlynn May 31, 2015

solids are going to hit the air conditioning

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.

"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".

by KevinTheB November 07, 2007