condarrhea

The first liquid squirt from a condiment bottle.

Unsuspecting Tom forgot to shake up the mustard before applying it to his hotdog. Resulting in an embarrassing, mostly liquid spray which we dubbed, "condarrhea".

by ronthedrainguy August 29, 2009

conabee

A confused wannabee. A person displaying a number confused looks

This old white guy showed up wearing a Yankees cap, Oakley sunglasses, Bob Marley backpack (hemp of course)a pink FUBU shirt,Tommy Bahama linen pants and Nikes. What a conabee!

by DAH September 20, 2014

condd

Chandeleer On Dirty Dick

You Know shes a CONDD

by saahbvkcdbkhvfjlbvjvbkjdvksdjb May 20, 2016

conboobulated

A word to describe an uncomfortable bra that squashes and pinches.

Jenny beat herself up for not washing her clothes before the party. The only clean clothes left in her drawer was a ratty t-shirt and a conboobulated old bra from junior high.

by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017

condecency

Common decency

Megan, Stop sleeping with all of my friends - have some Condecency!

by OwlWhisperer January 2, 2017

condé

slang (policier) cop
informal ; policeman

Term used in Marseille, France to refer to a police officer.

Fais gaffe, y'a les condés devant.
Be careful, the condés are here.

by EriaTalks June 5, 2021

Coldbody

One known as the death of the party.

“Why’d you have to invite James, Jr.,” demanded CocoPuff. “The last thing we need is another coldbody on this cruise.”

“Once upon a time, Sag Harbor softball picnics rocked,” grumbled Big Bess. “Then we merged leagues with the fruits, and in come the Amagansett coldbodies.”
“Water after wine,” agreed The Squid.

by Hifalutin! February 3, 2022