Post Concert

The point in time where you had just attended a concert and as soon as you get home you play all their music over and over again.

Person 1: Wow I love Taylor Swift! im going to go home and sit in my room for the rest of the night listening to her!

Person 2: It wasn't even that good. I don't want to hear about your post concert schedule.

Person 1: Go listen to your favorite band Maroon 5, faggot.

by ldizzle2012 August 23, 2011

Concert Resume

a list of all the music concerts you have seen during your lifetime so far. It makes for vibrant conversation (and some boasting) at parties, reunions and other events. Some of the people you tell your tales to may be amazed, awed and/or envious of you.

1. When I was a teenager my folks wouldn't let me go to a show under any circumstances whatsoever, so in high school my concert resume was a total blank sheet. At a high school class reunion some of us were comparing concert resumes and many in my class were impressed with mine. It includes Foreigner, Def Leppard, Van Halen, U2, Huey Lewis and the News, the Ramones, Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd and more!

2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 18, 2010

basement concert

slang for when a band has their first debut concert promoting their own sounds, usually inviting only their close friends. originated from the US whereby homes have basements and bands there usually practise and have concerts in their basements.

Hey, are you going for Mark's basement concert? its the first time their band's performing!

by scaff December 25, 2004

Concert Band

The place you stick the rejects that didnt make symphonic band, or the band with people just trying to have as many band classes as possible.

"Yaaaayy i have a band day"
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)

by Alex Fiori May 3, 2005

concertginity

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)

"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005

concert vagina

The concert vagina is a woman who pretends to be one of the guys in order to get attention from a group of single and/or "unavailable" men in situations where the female/girlfriend element is intentionally absent. Akin to a concert pianist, a concert vagina earns this title by consistently positioning herself at center stage in a group of enthralled spectators.

Trademark moves of the concert vagina include inviting herself to poker night and showing up in a miniskirt holding a six pack of your favorite beer. In this manner, the concert vagina is able to advertise herself as the best of both worlds. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like the concert vagina?

by roxemil February 28, 2008