Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014

Commit a undertale

Basically jumping off of a ledge to your death

I swear if Sans gets into smash, I will commit a undertale

by WilliamXu210 August 29, 2022

Committing Templicide

To purposefully die in the game Temple Run.

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."

by caro...7788 February 22, 2012

Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010

commit pigeon

To shit on someone's car or something else they own.
Usually used as threat.

Guy1: Shut up or ill commit Pigeon
Guy2: fine

by Grug was here May 10, 2022

Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)

person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"

by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023

committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean

WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???

by s22jjames December 17, 2018