The type of upper class woman (usually a bleached blowout blonde) yelling at minimum wage employees because she can't return an expensive item with no tag/receipt. Unaware of class struggles and pain of marginalized groups. Collagen lips and plastic surgery paid for by rich (but absent like her own rich and absent father) husband.
Collagen Karen: OMG! How dare you not allow me to return these Prada sunglasses even though I ignored all the store's policies! I need to speak to the owner of the building- What's your name?? Lemon?!
Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.
Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.
by heyworl June 7, 2020
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Mark Icecreambars: omg ur right! time to hit google and pic collage, we're making a new savage in collage form!
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by Lizbitch October 19, 2011
Get the collateral mug."Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".
Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
by Robdar102 January 1, 2008
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Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral
by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008
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Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation
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Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!
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Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation
Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?
Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday
Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!
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by Vanity LA February 26, 2009
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