Coffee

One that is coughed upon.

I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.

by Andrew Cham December 28, 2005

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coffee

1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex

"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"

by Headless Chicken June 02, 2005

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A drink kids drink so they don’t fail school, without coffee colleges wouldn’t have kids in them because no one would qualify.

Dude, I need coffee if I don’t have it I will fall asleep I’m math again!

by Darebear1998 January 04, 2019

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N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.

Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.

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the coffee got a cold from this

by kevin dow February 27, 2005

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I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

by christayina April 20, 2008

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(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

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