Runner of the Netflix US account.
Kiernan Shipkas BFF.
NOT Cole Sprouse.
The best friend anyone could ask for. If you're sad he will be there for you with a good advice for a new Netflix show. If you're happy he will be still there for you.
Coal'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
Coal'll be there for you, like he's been there before
Don't drag him to realease the Stranger Things Season 3 Trailer. He does not like that!
He has real good Microsoft Paint Skills.. don't even try to mess with him.
Basically just the coolest Dude ever.. nothing much more to say
Kiernan Shipkas BFF.
NOT Cole Sprouse.
The best friend anyone could ask for. If you're sad he will be there for you with a good advice for a new Netflix show. If you're happy he will be still there for you.
Coal'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour
Coal'll be there for you, like he's been there before
Don't drag him to realease the Stranger Things Season 3 Trailer. He does not like that!
He has real good Microsoft Paint Skills.. don't even try to mess with him.
Basically just the coolest Dude ever.. nothing much more to say
A: Look he is so cool.. he MUST be a Coal Sprouts.
B: yeah you're right Coal Sprouts' are awesome
A: no wait that's not possible, there is only one true Cole Sprouts
B: yeah you're right Coal Sprouts' are awesome
A: no wait that's not possible, there is only one true Cole Sprouts
by jolly bolly February 15, 2019
A person who loves coal so much they are willing to take it in the ass for the benefit of the black combustible sedimentary rock. These types of people commonly have stickers on their vehicles that say "Friends of Coal" and unknowingly vote against their own interest due to their ridiculously low educational attainment. Coal Faggots often participate in ass slapping or oil rigging with a trumphumper and falsely believe they are a skilled worker.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
There sure are a lot of Coal Faggots in Wyoming. How can you tell? The number of confederate flags, Trump supporters, and friends of coal stickers on vehicles.
by ScienceisrealBLM June 09, 2020
A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.
Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner
by l3urkles January 07, 2014
by Pokemanwithasideofrobin October 12, 2015
by absinthe smelling mick January 02, 2011
A Coal Mine is an insult from a friend or family member that uses an embarassing or deep secret of your's to hurt or embarass you. Usually used in a large crowd (where it has more exposure to others.) or to use against you.
1. Bill doesn't have a girlfriend anymore because his brother Coal Mined him in front of her.
2. "Hey Bob, get me a drink."
"Why should I?"
"Hmm... Perhaps you've told me something I can Coal Mine you with."
2. "Hey Bob, get me a drink."
"Why should I?"
"Hmm... Perhaps you've told me something I can Coal Mine you with."
by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009
when you have an interest in a member of opposite sex and have been working on them for awhile meaning you have been hitting on them, talking/texting them.
John: Yo bro you got any coals in the fire?
Mike: Yea dude I'm definitely gonna hook up with Julie this weekend.
Mike: Yea dude I'm definitely gonna hook up with Julie this weekend.
by Mad Mace January 31, 2011