Eating Coal

When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.

Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.

by Wessiah December 27, 2019

coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.

Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.

by dungeonmasterjake November 20, 2019

Coal Miner

A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.

Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner

by l3urkles January 7, 2014

Coal Digger

One who is exactly like a gold digger but only this time her man is broke

" My mom ain't a gold digger, she a coal digger."

by Pokemanwithasideofrobin December 1, 2015

shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.

Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

by absinthe smelling mick January 2, 2011

Coal Mine

A Coal Mine is an insult from a friend or family member that uses an embarassing or deep secret of your's to hurt or embarass you. Usually used in a large crowd (where it has more exposure to others.) or to use against you.

1. Bill doesn't have a girlfriend anymore because his brother Coal Mined him in front of her.
2. "Hey Bob, get me a drink."
"Why should I?"
"Hmm... Perhaps you've told me something I can Coal Mine you with."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

Coals in the fire

when you have an interest in a member of opposite sex and have been working on them for awhile meaning you have been hitting on them, talking/texting them.

John: Yo bro you got any coals in the fire?

Mike: Yea dude I'm definitely gonna hook up with Julie this weekend.

by Mad Mace February 20, 2011