Candle

A model who tries to make peace by handing pepsi cans, and posting emojis and posts to match her ‘aesthetic’.

Candle is not welcome here.

by CEO of Spelling Mistakes & AC June 9, 2020

Judas Cradle

Literally a torture device used by the catholic church which is a pyramid that the victim was forced to sit on as it slowly violated their rectal orifice.

Figuratively, it is anything that is 1) representative of "the system" or power structure, and 2) considered an annoyance or abuse to an individual or group.

"Tycho" of the the web comic 'Penny Arcade' used this term to describe Windows Vista in one of his news updates.

Some compulsory elements of a bureaucratic system could be considered analogous to a Judas Cradle if they are deemed unfair, unjust, inconvenient, too severe, or unreasonable, such as certain taxes or legal and economic restrictions, depending on your point of view.

by Bob7493 October 29, 2008

roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.

"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009

rocking the cradle

when you have a relationship with someone who is very young

Jack: Yo, How old is Rebecca?
Joe: She is 14, why?
Jack: aw dude that aint right, your rocking the cradle

by poprocks June 20, 2007

cradlesnatcher

Someone (usually a male) who dates people much younger than them

He's such a cradlesnatcher, 17 and going out with a 13 year old

by AmyW July 16, 2007

redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.

when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.

by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009

cool candles

much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.

You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.

by McFisher May 8, 2017