clusterfuck 

Defined as the act of violent sexual congress, in which marauding soldiers in the latter days of the Roman Empire would pillage Convents and stab Nuns several times,then each soldier would 'fuck' the wound. This gives the impression of a group of men 'clustered' around a person, hence the name.

none needed!!

clusterfuck by donny December 14, 2006

Clusterfuck 

Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off

Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"

Clusterfuck by ARSECAEKSZLOL June 2, 2008

clusterfuck 

a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).

Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack
Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck

clusterfuck by paulie bleeker June 10, 2008

Clusterfuck 

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.

I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs

Clusterfuck by BigAng November 14, 2009

CLUSTERFUCK 

A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..

TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183

CLUSTERFUCK by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY December 7, 2009

clusterfuck 

A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)

I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.

clusterfuck by Thomas Tank September 20, 2007

Clusterfuck 

The combination of things one loves.

Guy 1: Dude! they took an ipod and a book and mashed it together!

Guy 2: What a clusterfuck!

Clusterfuck by Empire Ants March 4, 2011