clenching

To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.

I've been clenching ever since I got to work.

by superhog May 24, 2006

Clutch Happy

When your foot keeps lifting the clutch up gradually when stationary, in traffic or at traffic lights wishing you could start moving again.

*Lifts clutch up halfway "dude I wish this fucking traffic would hurry up, I'm getting Clutch Happy

by the:)cock:)blocker December 25, 2010

clutch king

A person who exceeds beyond expextations and will always have the necessities.

Man richard is the clutch king he always comes prepared.

by angbmcgowan June 16, 2016

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Clincha

Clincha can be used as any word. It is a replacement for any word. It is short for clinchashubala

Tell your mom I said Clincha for the cookies

by Carley Cocke24 February 27, 2020

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.

Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.

by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015