clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

Clobos

The goofy version/way of the name Clovis. The 'bos' at the end represents a boss.

Clobos, stop being such a goofy ahh!

by KYAhmayrem April 6, 2022

Cloblend

An employee who is reprimanded by higher-ups to set an example for other employees.

Did you hear what happened to Jake from accounting yesterday? The regional manager made him the cloblend of the month.

by D'Gryzby May 17, 2022

Clobber

When you combo someone in Super Smash Bros using King Dedede

I just clobbered some random guy online

by Avocet June 4, 2022

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022

Clobber .

Clobber is clothing . Particularly a suit and tie to be worn and a blazer could also be worn with your clothing . Watches and belts etc. are good aswell

At the wedding tomorrow, wear your clobber . and make sure you look the best .

by Ozzy macacacaa November 14, 2022

Clobbering Time

to commit an act of clobbering; to clobber

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

by Uatu The Watcher December 1, 2022