clanging

clanging is when you clang something multiple times

he couldn't stop clanging the gongs

by aphmautimeboiiiiiiii January 15, 2019

Cleansing Fart

When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.

I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009

Street Cleaning Day

A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.

I forgot I parked on the Thursday side of the road and I got a ticket for street cleaning day.

by logout April 5, 2010

victory cleaning

Cleaning one's house or apartment the day after a party, and finding awesome artifacts that remind you of how EPIC your party was.

"We found part of my friend's nipple ring, several half empty bottles of champagne, and my ripped fishnet tights while we were victory cleaning the apartment after our New Year's Eve party!"

by Ovariesy January 1, 2013

Frosty Vag Cleaning

The act of using a chilled douche for vaginal cleansing. This is usually provided as a service by a third party.

Sally is very uptight. she could really use a frosty vag cleaning.

by SpitfireTitties December 4, 2011

cleanin' out your brush

Figuring out facts about a person by asking them semi-deep questions.

Curtis: You gonna trick or treat this Halloween?

Mike: Not sure, why?

Curtis: Just wondering...Do you like Diet Pepsi?

Mike: What is this, 20 questions?

Curtis: I'm just cleanin' out your brush, man.

by curtis' brain October 12, 2008