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classy smut

A girl who thinks she has class and morales ,but is really a skank and would cheat on her boyfriend first chance she gets with any any guy who talks to her
Stay away from that classy smut, you're likely to get an STD from her.
classy smut by Darkclouds1234 March 21, 2018

classy bitch syndrome 

A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.
These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?

classy junkie

Someone who’s a junkie but also has some class and doesn’t walk around itching like a spinner.
I’m not a junkie, I’m a classy junkie. I still do normal activities, but when the time comes I’m a classy junkie!

Classy wook 

Drugged hippie but is reciprocal to others and in touch with reality and themselves, probably enjoys

heavy base music
"The classy wook was prepared he has his water, nitrous tank, and flow toys on him."
Classy wook by Gr33c3city July 8, 2023

Classy Virus

A virus that plays classical music while it fucks you in the ass.
Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
Classy Virus by UmmNo April 14, 2010

classy strippers 

Strippers that show up to a bachelor party ready to get naked, offer titty, ass, and vagina shots, but when it comes down to giving private dances they refuse because they are too classy. These strippers usually do very poorly financially and receive even less respect from society.
Tyler: "How was the bachelor party last night"

Pat: "It was alright. The strippers were hot...but they were classy strippers."
classy strippers by 339 October 4, 2010