Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020

claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)

"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."

by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017

Trend Claim

V: Trend Claim, (Trend Claiming) As a noun: Trend Claimer

When a person claims to his or her friend that they started a fad, especially when everyone knows in fact, that they did not.

Jim: Look at that guy, he's so emo.

Peter: yeah he is! You know I started the word emo, I trend claimed it.

Jim: ...

by Mattian Wurdz Ph.D November 30, 2009

Claim

If someone makes a boast which is doubted, they can be asked to "claim": to prove that boast is in fact true.

Failure to prove that boast as true requires the boaster to shave off one of their eyebrows.

Person A: I've got an 8-inch cock
Person B: Claim.
Person A: F*ck.

by Judge_DH July 1, 2022

Chairaplegic Claim

Legal/Medical Term for workers comp claim file by someone after experiencing temporary loss of feeling in both legs and or part of their ass after working several hours without movement.

Look at Mike…if he don’t get up and walk around a bit or at least rock back and forth he’s going to end up filing a Chairaplegic Claim and needing an assage chair

by big64 June 18, 2011

Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.

Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.

by JayRock69 June 3, 2023

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015