Turkish citizenship

When a person goes to Turkey to partake in sexual intercourse with the first prostitute they happen to meet after getting off the plane.

- So tell me Nick, are you still a virgin or?
- Yeah, but I’m going to get my turkish citizenship next week.
- Damn dude, congrats. I recommend bosnian citizenship tho.

by Greenbeard166 May 9, 2022

Quad Cities

A set of four cities on the Mississippi River including Davenport and Bettendorf of Iowa, and Moline and Rock Island of Illinois. It is debatable whether or not East Moline of Illinois is included. It is well known for being the headquarters of John Deere, Whitey's Ice Cream, the only place where the Miss. runs East-West, and an interesting flavor of both states.

"The Quad Cities is a fabulous place to grow up and raise a family."

by Romaniac September 13, 2005

caitlin

The small cute girl that everyone loves. Most likey always dancing and singing around. almost always brunette and adorable with a cute voice to match that cute little smile. the most caring person you will ever meet.

whoa, she was cute! thats gotta be a caitlin.

by i love my little caitlin October 16, 2008

caitlin

An Irish name meaning pure essence.

Caitlin is a sexy bitch

by Alex M.ln August 21, 2007

Tri-Cities

Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? This is the Tri-Cities in a snap-shot, however, we were blessed with better clothes. Tri-Cities, Washington is comprised of three small towns: Kennewick, Richland, and Pasco. Kennewick is known as the town with a low crime rate, Pasco as the one with the barrios however also housing the richest of the rich along the Columbia River, and Richland is there in the middle (reg. crime, nicer houses than Kennewick). However the most interesting part about this little city is the 3 basic job categories: Illegal Mexican immigrant/druggie, Farmer, or Government worker(the Tri-Cities has one of the largest rates of PhD's per capita in WA). Not exactly Tiny-Town, U.S.A. considering that during the Cold War the Hanford Nuclear Reservation made (and managed to spill most of) the Plutonium used to manufacture nuclear weaponry. We don't need flash lights since the berries along the river shine with a lime green radioactive light. Not to be totally negative, I'd have to say that the farmers raise us a BEAUTIFUL crop of teenage boys. At Clearwater and Columbia Center Bldv. is our local skyscraper, topping a monumentous 4 stories. Referred to commonly as "The Flash Cube", this building resembles an olden-days camera flash cube. But possibly my favorite tourism site, is our dinosaur population. Out in a field in Pasco, lives out resident Brachiosaurus. Towering over the small rural road like a scarecrow over the wheat-feilds and pig sties of the area. Granted, this dino is just plastic, but honestly, how many towns can boast they they have a 10foot "scare-crow"? Normal little town? I think not.

The Tri-Cities...(insert line from Napoleon Dynamite here)

by Adrie May 25, 2006

Caitlin

A crazy, yet sometimes depressed girl who is almost addicting to the people around her. She is very unique and loves being unique and hates almost everyone who doesn't like her friends. She is good with animals and making people feel better, usually. Can get EXTREMELY mad, but not often. It takes a lot to push her over the edge. Her parents can do this easier than most people. Loves the color green.

You, "Someone ran over my cat's tail.!"
Caitlin, "Can I come over and help bandage it up.?"
You, "Yeah, if you want to, you can."

by Rosemerryn April 3, 2010

Star Citizen

Procrastination: The Game.

I wonder when Star Citizen will be playable.

by anonymous February 10, 2022