crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008

crusty baldwin

when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.

man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin

by c baldwin June 22, 2007

crusty nipples

nipples in which over time have molded, became saggy, and crusted over. old nipples. usually those of the mid aged people. found in mothers of 3 or more and prostitutes

wow, her crusty nipples make me get the chills.

by randomness_chickas April 3, 2010

Christy

The sweetest girl ever. She (usually) has green eyes and brown hair and is beautiful in her own way. She is very innocent and loves things like princesses and flowers and animals. Shy with strangers but absoulutely crazy with her friends. Christys are very trustwothy and give good advice. Shes smart and does well in school. She can be uptight but is overall pretty much perfect.

Shes so sweet. She must be a christy.

by Thesnoflake April 20, 2013

crusty

ugly nasty dry ass nigga who needs chapstick

This bitch is nasty as hell. Motherfucker need some chapstick. Crusty ass hoe.

by naviii003 October 29, 2012

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

Christy

Hot,flawless,confident,skinny body,and loves excercising. She is very popular. She doesn't ever need makeup.

-Dude I got a boner while talking to this girl.

-She was probably a Christy

by Unicornnnnnnnnnmn (: December 20, 2015