To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.
Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!
by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016
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Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009
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My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.
I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
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2. A bent over display of your naked ass, presumably a male's ass with balls exposed. Made famous by the Tracy Jordan character on 30 Rock.
2. A bent over display of your naked ass, presumably a male's ass with balls exposed. Made famous by the Tracy Jordan character on 30 Rock.
1. I'm going to heat up some ham in the fun cooker while taking a shower.
2. Check out my fun cooker!
2. Check out my fun cooker!
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