Chooch-milk

A gelatin like substance that accumulates in the perennial region. Typically smells like fecal matter and smegma mixed with acetic acid.

After a long run Daniel scratched his perennial region and extracted several grams of chooch-milk.

by Testeclees July 15, 2010

Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

by Memelordicus July 3, 2019

chooch master

One worthy of consumption of an abundance of cannabis.

yo that nigga is a chooch master, he choochin' all the bud!

by choochwizard420 July 13, 2019

Chooch Bag

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.

Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017

Chooch Magooch

A name given to one who has acted way out of line. Gone the extra mile to make themselves an enemy!

To a friend... "dude your acting like a chooch."

Now to someone who @#&%'s ya...

"Yo really, I can not believe that CHOOCH MAGOOCH, just got me fired!"

by Urbanality February 4, 2010

Chooch truck

Any oversized over accessorized pickup truck... could be festooned with a variety of rednecky bumper stickers

Hey, check out the redneck with his chooch truck.

by nottachooch June 27, 2017

Chooch dick

Railing the lines with your boys and getting fached with the boys takes a turn... you can’t get your dick hard from all the chooch.

Did you fuck last night ?
Nah man i couldn’t get the unit up cuz i had chooch dick.

by Bhenny February 7, 2020