Professors Child

Refers to a human being (usually a young adult) that tries to act smart or smartly.

1 . Usually used as an in-direct dis to someone who breaks out

scientific or psychological conversation.

2. Also can be a dis to someone's appearance.

3. Not commonly used as a complement.

" Ross !? UhM, uh, For Maths I got, 400% ! Ge Gee Geography I got 95,98,92% !! And for English I got 100,100 and a hundred hundreds more!..." (Silence hits the class room and some random dude vaguely raps) Yes Man ! Professors Child !

by -Terriatzi- April 22, 2010

product child

A young adult who has become defined by the products they own. As a result the only individuality they have today, is expressed through these products.
Can be applied to any generation but most commonly used to described the 16-30 age group of today.
If a person in this age group has a majority of the things below they're probably a product child:
1. At least one tattoo they show off relentlessly
2. The watch
3. The hat
4. Pierced ears (probably tunnels)
5. The car
6. Kicks
7. Designer tees
8. A chain
9. Always wearing sunglasses
10. Excessive posts on social media

Look at what he's wearing. Hes such a product child

by shockrocket July 24, 2014

Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

sliding back into childhood

That slow decline in later years when many head backward, sliding steadily into an increasingly childlike mentality while often facing the concurrent loss of their physical integrity.

Oh yes, we’ve all watched her become like an innocent again, sliding back into childhood; for her, the world is new and beautiful all over again, even though she went through a hellish life that took that childhood innocence right out from under her so long ago!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 25, 2019

consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

have my children

The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.

Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children”

by PoppiBoi December 23, 2021

married with children

Pretty much the only good show to make it past Fox's 3-season cut off. One of the few US programs that was remade for a British audience in the form of "Married for Life". Great cast, original style, and brilliant writing. A handful of American sitcoms still try and duplicate the show's style and all fail terribly. War at Home sucks. Don't watch it.

Christina Applegate is also the main reason to watch Married with Children.

by Laffeyete July 15, 2006