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channel crusader

Someone who reads conversation from many text channels in order to catch up in conversation. Mainly people who aren't online very often, and feel the need to catch up. Sometimes channel crusaders reply to messages from previous conversation, whether the conversation was made months or weeks ago.
I just added Tim to the server, why did they read and react to each channel?? This mfers a channel crusader.
by PxlGuuse July 23, 2023
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clear channel

(Verb)
When an obnoxious song is being overplayed. Typically nobody (at all, in the entire world) actually likes the song; but it gets played frequently on the radio. Mostly because Clear Channel wants to make people listen to it - those sick bastards!

See:
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Grouplove - Tongue-tied
"Shit! This song AGAIN! The vocals sound like screaming children. Why the fuck?!"
"They're clear channeling this one man, escape to NPR."
by Galactic DICKtator February 4, 2013
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Disney Channel

1. What used to be a great channel, with shows like Kim Possible, House of Mouse, Recess, and Doug. It wasn't long until these shows ended up getting shit-cancelled and now we're stuck with mind-numbing crap such as Austin & Allie, Dog With a Blog, and A.N.T. Farm.

2. The only two good shows nowadays on Disney Channel are Gravity Falls and Wander over Yonder, which both ended up getting ass-hauled to Disney XD, something I don't have and don't care to waste my money on. Let's see how long it'll take before Disney Channel screws themselves up even more.
Some random friend: Hey, have you seen that new Disney show Wander over Yonder?

Me: Yeah, it's one of my favorites shows on Disney Channel along with Gravity Falls. Problem is both of those shows got moved to Disney XD, a channel which I don't have.

Why must everyone at Disney be such a douchebag?
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Disney Channel Singer Syndrome

When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.
Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?

Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."
by Arboretum July 16, 2016
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All News Channel

See ANC's example.
by frodaddy February 5, 2005
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You Bastard channel

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.
My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night
by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009
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Devyn, A changed man

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.
Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/
by halo lowis May 31, 2022
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