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CEO Mindset

You kill people who want to save the world, and then invest all your money into a fish stock market and wait 24 Hours.
Some guy: You see Bill over there? He killed 5 Ceos of companies and then invested in their brand enemy and gained 10 Million dollars overnight.
John: Ceo mindset am I right?
by Bannaner November 3, 2023
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CEO Mindset

To kill a viral company CEO and then invest into their rivaling failing companies stocks and then sell when it sky rockets due to stock market manipulation.
Bannana: You see Cheems over there? He killed a Ceo of a major company then invested in their enemy and then gained 10 million dollars overnight.
Some random guy: That's a CEO Mindset.
by Bannaner November 3, 2023
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ceo bezzel

A nigga who will rob u in seconds den fuck yo bitch right after also an individual with a humungous dick don’t leave your bitch around him
CEO bezzel robbed me and fucked my bitch
by Aslimeyyn November 19, 2023
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ceo of incompetence much

Zoomerese for corporate authority figure who just doesn't get it.
"CEO of incompetence much I am just a second away from cancelling all of you" - Random Zoomer
by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023
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Onlyfans CEO

How's it any different from being the CEO of Onlyfans, Piers? The owner of a porn website?
Hym "It's morality hinges entirely on whether or not you've adapted a set of axiomatic presuppositions that claims that the elements of the act is immoral. Religious morality dictates that it's entirely binary but in reality, how immoral is it? I mean, on a scale of -10 to 10 were would the onlyfans ceo land? Maybe a little exploitative of men's base desires but still voluntary. The parasocial element could be considered manipulative. But then you'd ALSO have to apply that to ALL online social media activity because they share those same elements. If you believe their's nothing wrong with women showing their body on the internet it then it's fine on that end. Depending on whether or not they're being paid adequately for their labor it's either more or less exploitative than any other job. So, maybe somewhere between -2 and 2 on the morality scale. Fairly benign. It's fine. Cam girl shit is fine. I wouldn't do it because I'm not going to pay you to NOT fuck me but if people want to spend their money on it it's no more of a waste of money than most online interactions with most social media entities."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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the CEO

Anything about the business, don't ask me. Wanna have some fun, pin me! I'm the CEO.
by Narcissistic Cannibal November 29, 2023
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the ceo of eating ass

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.
oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!
by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019
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