Lil capalot

As know as Polo G

“Lil capalot bit*ch ha”

by Rapfan21 November 28, 2021

cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022

maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 19, 2007

playing campaign mode

To exclude someone from a group social activity, as one might do by playing campaign mode

Toby: Hey should I invite Ricky to the bar?

Winston: Nah, tell him we're not doing anything.

Toby: I guess we'll be playing campaign mode tonight

*Both high-five*

by Mothership Q June 16, 2009

campasme

I think it means "an arrogant, mindless female"

See the previous definition. It's all the example you need!

by A Pseudonym To Fool Him March 13, 2005

Lewis Capaldi

An incredible musician who doesn't have a single bad song

Dang I can't stop listening to Lewis Capaldi.

by Pizzawouldvebeencooler December 31, 2018

Capac

The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above.
They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww
Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids.

Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late'
This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.

Some woman look up to kate middleton! But this bitch looks up to kim kardashian. Gross.

Capac sucks

by fuckyoucapac January 10, 2012