Capital G Gay

Someone so queer, so over the top flamboyantly homosexual that there is no possible way they could be straight.

Girl: I think that cheerleader dude is kinda hot.
Friend: He's Capital G Gay, you don't have a shot in hell.

by MrJizz May 15, 2010

capishe

its an old word meaning "do you understand?", used by Italian mobsters.

And whoever thinks its an old school gangsta term is fucking retarded.

Ok Salvatore, I want Jimmy wacked. Leave him in a dumpster, so the garbagemen have a little surprise, capishe?

by Vincent February 17, 2004

Capital University

A small university in Bexley, Ohio. A fuzzy man resides in the center of campus to be climbed every year on reading night. Campus security is top notch and will help you get out of any Red Rover altercations with the Bexley police.

I would like to attend Capital University. I hear it is a fine educational institution.

by capalum February 24, 2009

capital cruising

Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression

Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells

Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board

Must be a virgin

Hell yeah bro I just joined capital cruising let’s go leak oil in the Kmart parking lot

by Yup we’re leaking August 10, 2021

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

Normal guy: "Dude, your company just took a crap but you just bought that mansion! How'd you do it?"

Douchebag CEO: "Capitalism."

by DeskFlyer August 21, 2009

Washington Capital Syndrome

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.

The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"

by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010