by bobble D February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A long time ago, an Alien named Jean Claude flew down in his spaceship shaped like a baguette, and deposited a race of souls called "Canucks" into a Canadian Moose the size of Alberta. J.C. bombed the moose, and parts of Canucks flew all around the most northern section of the America's.
Nowadays, souls of Canucks roam the countryside in smaller parts of the Moose. In their ethereal form, they often resemble a red maple leaf. Symptoms of Canuck-infestation often include gloating about one's healthcare, ignorance of the cold, occassionally letting an absurd "eh" follow your questions, and in the most extreme cases, total transformation into a fully grown "Mountie". These half-Maple leaf half-moose creatures spread Canadianism about the land.
Nowadays, souls of Canucks roam the countryside in smaller parts of the Moose. In their ethereal form, they often resemble a red maple leaf. Symptoms of Canuck-infestation often include gloating about one's healthcare, ignorance of the cold, occassionally letting an absurd "eh" follow your questions, and in the most extreme cases, total transformation into a fully grown "Mountie". These half-Maple leaf half-moose creatures spread Canadianism about the land.
by lorddieter11 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Possibly the most disgusting sexual act in "History". The act requires moose antlers, maple syrup the Stanley cup, and a live beaver. Also a Celine Dion album is recommended for maximum effect. The "Canada's History" starts when the male/female takes the moose antlers to the anus of his/her partner, individually placing each branch inside his/her partners anus, using the maple syrup as lubrication. When the Stanley cup comes into play, it turns into a 2 girls 1 cup sort of scenario, Google it. Be careful with the next step, it involves the beaver and they bite, but its worth it.
John- "Yo, I picked up this chick at the bar last night, and we performed Canada's History over at my place, it was awesome!"
Billy- "Be careful man that's illegal here."
John- "Yeah I know, you don't even want to hear what I had to do to get the Stanley cup."
Billy- "Be careful man that's illegal here."
John- "Yeah I know, you don't even want to hear what I had to do to get the Stanley cup."
by Colonel Patriot February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of pouring maple syrup into the rectum, then emptying your bowels into the Stanley cup. Then, while wearing moose antlers atop the head, dip your balls into the Stanley cup. Then Stephen Colbert kicks your ass at ice skating.
by THEE_SWEDE February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's History (illegal in some states) is a sex act between a man and a woman and another man and a moose. The woman first douses herself with a bottle of maple syrup, while the 2 men "fluff" the moose. then, the woman grabs the moose antlers and props herself up by stepping on the 2 men. She then Shits into a cup (preferably the Stanly cup) afterwords the men smear the shit all over themselves and the 3 people start going at it under the moose while the moose pees on them. after the deed is done the collect all the leftover "juices" bottle them up, and sell it as "Beaver's Love Syrup"
Did you see Steven Colbert's sex tape? I can't Believe he did the "Canada's History" with Jon and Martha Stewart!
by CabinMan February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada’s History is a bold and unsurpassed when it comes to upholding dignity and honour. During Canadas infancy the newly joined colonies of the United States attempted a takeover of what was then Upper Canada. Canada brought an end to the temper tantrum of its spoiled infantile brother to the south, by lighting a match and setting the American white house ablaze, while stating “Don’t Tread On Me....Bitch!"
Not to be confused with the deviant sexual act “Canada’s History” performed south of the Canadian border, which includes the use of Hockey sticks dipped in Maple syrup, moose antlers and the unwilling participation of an American Bald Eagle. It has been said that this sexual act was made popular by the famous television personality known as Stephen Colbert. Pronounced (Coal-Bert) provided you’re not an effeminate male from the Carolinas.
When you look at Canada’s History with the United States you can easily understand why participants of this sexual act would name the act “Canada’s History” Given the royal ass beating they recieved from Upper Canada.
Not to be confused with the deviant sexual act “Canada’s History” performed south of the Canadian border, which includes the use of Hockey sticks dipped in Maple syrup, moose antlers and the unwilling participation of an American Bald Eagle. It has been said that this sexual act was made popular by the famous television personality known as Stephen Colbert. Pronounced (Coal-Bert) provided you’re not an effeminate male from the Carolinas.
When you look at Canada’s History with the United States you can easily understand why participants of this sexual act would name the act “Canada’s History” Given the royal ass beating they recieved from Upper Canada.
Said the American Bald Eagle, "Canada's History?, My ass!"
To which Colbert feverishly replied, " Exactly!!"
Not to be outdone the moose chimed in "SUCK IT STEPHEN!"
To which Colbert feverishly replied, " Exactly!!"
Not to be outdone the moose chimed in "SUCK IT STEPHEN!"
by Uneeec February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Verb
1. Inserting your penis and scrotal sack into a woman or man's anus while gargling maple syrup. Meanwhile using your right hand to masturbate your partner and your left hand to pleasure your anus with moose antlers
1. Inserting your penis and scrotal sack into a woman or man's anus while gargling maple syrup. Meanwhile using your right hand to masturbate your partner and your left hand to pleasure your anus with moose antlers
Dude: Look's like you had a rough night brah
Other Dude: Man you got no idea, someone gave me Canada's History last night, the whole enchilada.
Dude: Sounds boring brah
Other Dude: -_-
Other Dude: Man you got no idea, someone gave me Canada's History last night, the whole enchilada.
Dude: Sounds boring brah
Other Dude: -_-
by Louis999 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.