calvin

probably one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. calvin is super hot too. you will never find a boy that could beat calvin in anything including looks, personality, and athletics. if you find yourself a Calvin, you got a good one.

hey, who is that?
oh that’s calvin!!

by anonnnn..1 November 25, 2021

calvin

calvin is the love of my life, my best friend, calvin will always be here for me, he is so so amazing and makes me smile all the time, he is so so handsome and he’s perfect in every way, i love him with all my heart, he respects me more than anyone and is so caring and thoughtful, i truly love him so much

Calvin is the person meant for me and i can’t imagine my life without him

by ejp December 28, 2021

calvin

calvin is my best friend, the love of my life, my everything. he means so much to me way more than he’ll ever know. He is the most thoughtful, trustworthy, and all around amazing person i have ever met and that is nothing but the truth. Calvin makes me know that i’m the most lucky person on the planet, he’s always there for me and i know that i can always count on him. I love him so so much and i’ll always be by his side ready to fight any battles that come our way❤️

calvin is the most amazing person ever and i love him so much❤️

by ejp December 28, 2021

Calvin

This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.

Really hot girl-Isn’t Calvin so hot?
Ur mom-Calvin is really good at sports!

by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022

Calvin

Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.

Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?

nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.

by Hoax,.mc January 28, 2022

Calvin

A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).

The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.

by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022

Calvin

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore

I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"

by brithater81 April 2, 2022