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calisthenics

an easy exercise usually used to warm up. such as beating someone lesser than you in a sport or game
wow kenny and dillon just killed ryan and frank in bags. they made it look like it was just calisthenics.
by alpha kenny won May 3, 2010
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Calistabating

When someone only FaceTimes you to talk about sex, normally between the hours of 12:00 and 2:00 am.
I had to block her because she was constantly calistabating.
by PinkBerry2012 August 13, 2016
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calisalvation

A gutter stalking hood rat. She goes around the shitty projects fucking anything that breathes.
That chick is such a calisalvation
by Weakleg December 16, 2010
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canista

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya
I'm only mucking about, relax. As for what's in the canista, it's best you don't ask.
by Bigfatcunt69 June 4, 2018
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Caliska

A gorgeous and sassy girl who always thinks of her friends for everything. She's absolutely beautiful and knows how to make you laugh with tears, if you have her as a friend or more do not lose her. She a complete egg and will not hide that. She's a bit of a freak so don't hold back. She's got a beautiful body and she knows it. She loves to laugh and is completely open about her weirdness. If she like you, you bare lucky : )
Boy 1: Damn your gorgeous
Caliska: I know ;)
by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMl July 5, 2018
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Calistya

Calistya is sweet, super-smart, pretty and talented. She is intelligent and will always lend you her study notes before an exam. She is an awesome friend and will always be there to listen and talk to you. She is a little weird and crazy but is very sensible, polite and mature. She is the kind of person who loves French and actually bloody understands it. You can have a laugh with a Calistya. Everyone wishes to be her friend. Calistya's are quite rare people to find, you better not destroy a bond with a Calistya! She's a very extraordinary girl <3
"Of course I want to be her friend, she's a Calistya!"
by meep_ngeek_idk_heheh May 6, 2020
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internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
by darcwizrd August 23, 2011
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