Canon

default pairings, often used to describe pairings in fanfiction that are claimed to be obvious. in other words, a couple that is heavily promoted or suggested in the show.

Jaden/Syrus is almost as canon to shonen fans as Jaden/Alexis is to het fans.

by the new bat girl January 2, 2006

smoke a canon

To smoke a joint or a blunt

Man I gotta pull over and smoke that canon or else I'm gonna fall asleep.

by DudeStoner February 28, 2005

Jizz Canon

The word Jizz is used to refer to ones sexy spray which is emmited from the end of ones falice (the cum shot shooting out your dong). The word canon here refers to ones falice, penis, nob, dick, cock, dong, pencil, pink flute, weapon of mass destruction (in some cases destraction) and so on, let us not be distracted by theses many words used to refer to ones meat as it where. Henceforth Jizz Canon is a term used to describe the frightfully large male genetalia, of which i myself own, this object is so large that when it emmits its Jizz it fires it with such high pressure through the japs eye, much like a supersoker, that the jizz may actually cause damage to a person or object, the act is viewed as something of a display of male dominance and is also refered to as a sexy explosion.

"Reauri did you hear with your ears how during my sanhurst days i was fast tracked to the rank of brigadier for my impressively immense genitalia, i was then sent to the disagreement in Iraq and my penis was actually used as a canon to blast Iraqi insurgents out of there hiding places, it was called a supersoaker, i tell you i do that this here bell caused the death of Osama Bin Ladin, i stuck him down and your Sergent Wayne King over there dribbled on him apparently it was like napalm"
"Tremendous Sir i have highest gratitude and respect for you and your third leg, i hearby announce that you posses a Jizz Canon"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

Caronavirus

Caronavirus is a virus that causes people to buy mass bundles of toilet paper

“Did you hear the caronavirus is comin?” “Oh no, really?” “ Yeah! Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!”

by Yupitsme March 26, 2020

el cajon social security office

ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind.

A deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3.

by ellesmelle March 27, 2004

Non canon

Something not accepted by the original creator or it being a spin off

Super sayain 4(Non canon)

by CharlestenChew June 5, 2018

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004