Caden is a cute gay twink, although he is in the closet about his sexuality, it's not very hard to tell. He always wears skin tight jeans and also sometimes shirts. He is a cute, sexy, horny, gay teen boy that any man would be lucky to fuck. He will spank you, grab your privates and booty, and he will constantly talk gay. When he finally convinces you to have sex he will come out as gay and y'all will be lovers for life. He also likes oral and anal, topping, and bottoming during sex.
Cadens skinny jeans really make his already sexy booty really hot!
I know, it is making me so horny!
He just grabbed my ass, he bust be Caden!
I know, it is making me so horny!
He just grabbed my ass, he bust be Caden!
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A Caden is a cute, popular, douchee, athletic fuckboy and every girl wants him but they can’t get him cause’ he’s most likely gay. Caden’s usually only blonde sluts like themselves!
by JoshJake January 7, 2018
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"Omg, is that a Caden? RUUUUUUN!"
by Coldchilli July 11, 2018
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HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019
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