A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!

paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......

by owoflower May 28, 2021

hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

GEL

GEL stands for a type of highschool that has pussyies istead of students but every time GEL has a soccer game against EPAL they win.

GEL tha pas an pareis panw 17 sto tetramhno, alliws orthodokso EPAL

by To mouni ths manas sou December 24, 2020

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Food gel

semen

Jacob used food gel on his thanksgiving turkey provided by Jamal

by not mig November 26, 2020

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023