Hard Dick And Bubblegum

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"

Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.

by Salanne March 30, 2006

Bubblegum Balls

When your testicle stick to your inner thighs on a humid day.

Man, it's a hot one today, I had to use a whole lot of talc so I didn't get bubblegum balls!

by Slugsex October 13, 2018

Bubblegum yardstick

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =

by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009

Bubblegum Hip Hop

(N.) A type of music that is 85% Pop, 14% R&B, and 1% Hip Hop. Made famous by suburbian teenyboppers.

TLC is the perfect example of Bubblegum Hip Hop.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Hard Dick And Bubblegum

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum

i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum

by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 21, 2006

After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.

Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!

by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019

Princess Bubblegum PFP

If a girl has a princess bubblegum profile picture, she’s most likely a soft girl bisexual, usually met by a Marceline profile picture, an edgy bisexual.

Person #1: This girl’s cute! What if she’s straight though??
Person #2: Let me see her profile picture

Person #1: It’s a Princess Bubblegum PFP from Adventure Time
Person #2: I’m 98.9% sure she’s bi, so go for it

by Lana Goodwin November 9, 2019