Brunch

A meal created by basic bitches as an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday before noon.

Bitch 1: Hey Brittney, feel like some brunch on Sunday, 10 to whenever-ish?

Bitch 2: Hell yeah, I’ll make a registry for it.

by Gareth Pearson November 11, 2022

Chicago brunch

Ass eating

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"

by Brunchfan October 4, 2023

Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.

Hey baby, it’s 11:30am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

Grassy Brunch

When one Canadian fella knocks another silly after sun up but before sunny side. (When one is knocked out during brunch and falls face first into the lawn.)

“Hell, Pete straight fed him the grassy brunch when everything turned tit over tadpole.”

“This gawky beaker kept Beakin’ til’ I fed him a grassy brunch.”

“I was shit for sham when this ugly spouter fed me my grassy brunch!”

by Chicken Daddy December 10, 2019

Chicago brunch

Ass eating

This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch

by Brunchfan October 4, 2023

Brunched

When dating a chick and she goes out for brunch with a different dude when your gone.

Bro luke just got brunched

by Osmall June 10, 2020

Brunch

A group of homosexual men

Sheila and I went out for a drink after Zumba class the other day and we saw the most attractive brunch of gays walking down 9th Avenue.

by GkidW October 3, 2021