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Get the a brodie bruise mug.A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
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Get the Bruises Around my neck mug.Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
Get the Bruises mug.Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.
Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.
Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
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