brains bronze

A word for a rather dire or hopeless situation which is then put through a smart or rough idea

Scottie tried to solo a dou in fortnite, what a brains bronze situation

by Aden_but_its_allowed March 15, 2023

Road to bronze

An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.

Riley killed himself because the road to bronze was to challenging.

by Dildoshaggens September 1, 2021

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009

[bronze whistle]

anus, butt hole, asshole or corn hole

Last night, I spit-polished my wife's bronze whistle.
Meaning: Last night, I gave my wife a rimjob.

by monshee August 23, 2008

Bronze donkey

It has the same meaning as giving someone a "dumb fuck award", It shows everyone that your f'ing stupid that you couldnt do any better.

You get the bronze donkey.

by Exosphere681 August 5, 2007

bronzefinger

A bronze statue, often large in size, erected in response to the feelings provoked when one's wife is a cheating whore who moves in with her lover. The statue should be placed in the immediate vicinity of the new couple's private residence. The statue anatomically mimics a hand with the middle finger in the "f-you" position.

"Dude, that guy in Detroit totally bronzefingered his neighbor!"
"That skanky slut should get a bronzefinger for doing every bro in the hood instead of her hubby."

by Gottalaughgirl November 20, 2013

Bronze Windpipe

A black man's penis. Nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: Tyrone has a massive bronze windpipe.
Person 2: So I've heard.

by J9JSJAI June 28, 2015