Eye Broccoli

(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.

Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.

by HIMYM addict December 11, 2010

Brocahontas

When a male friend, (a bro) is acting like a girl.

"Hey, Brocahontas, stop doing your homework and come play beer pong!"

by Alexpii400 July 3, 2009

Broccomole

n. The creamy delicacy consisting of guacamole, steamed, chopped & chilled broccoli carefully blended with the love only a health nazi can give her newborn child. For best results, curl up on couch wearing your favorite sweatpants and oversized nightshirt, serve with liberal portion of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos and a cheap bottle of Crianza.

Jackie: mmm can't wait to have my deli-sliced turkey without a bun and broccomole for lunch--again!

by macstavern June 18, 2011

Brocelet

A decorative circlet worn around the Bro's wrist, similar to the jewelry worn by women. But OK for a dude to wear.

Bobby's latest brocelet was a fine item of manly charm. He wore it proudly.

by BakuBaku December 4, 2011

Brocean Trip

The act of going out on a boat with your bros and smoking marijuana.

Me: Hey Chris! Nelson and I went on a Brocean Trip this weekend and got so blazed that we couldn't park the boat afterwards!
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 5, 2013

Brocclovia

A disease that causes a person to smell like broccoli all day everyday.

Joe-Why does it smell like the produce section in here?
John- I'm v srry I have brocclovia

by Bananalovir June 2, 2014

Brocade

A group of bros blocking an entrance way like a barricade. In this circumstance, "bros" does not mean PewDiePie fans but rather muscled college guys with deep voices who are commonly seen at parties and are in most cases, apart of a fraternity.

Person #1: I'm going to brocade my door so my mother can't get in.
Person #2: Like get a group of PewDiePie fanboys to block the door?
Person #1: No, I was going to get some guys from my college fraternity to block the door.

by DidItForTheLols September 27, 2015