by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010
Get the I don't give two bollocks mug.of outstanding quality
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard
my bulldog's the dog's bollocks
by Leo Sayer September 23, 2003
Get the dogs bollocks mug.The romance between two members of band Take That; Gary Barlow and Mark Owen. Any fan is thoroughly convinced of Barlowen existing.
Person One: 'When Gary And Mark shared the microphone the other day, it was so cute'
Person Two: 'I know, such a Barlowen moment.'
Person Two: 'I know, such a Barlowen moment.'
by AmyBarlow December 3, 2009
Get the Barlowen mug.An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.
Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.
Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.
Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.
Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.
Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."
Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."
Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
by edjog November 7, 2005
Get the bollox mug.1. n. testicle
2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish
2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish
1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or"
2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work
4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"
2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work
4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"
by Drazic March 2, 2004
Get the bollock mug.1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.
2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.
2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.
by MerryAndy October 9, 2006
Get the buggery bollocks mug.The "Marksman" badge for US Army soldiers, which means you scored the lowest possible and still had a passing grade in the shooting range.
... this is my pathfinder badge, and this is my airborne badge, and this is my bolo badge. I was going to reshoot but what the hell, I already had my points maxed.
by VP-bofh January 26, 2004
Get the Bolo Badge mug.