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bongo fever

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape
"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!
by skunk(69) August 14, 2011
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um-bongoed

Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)
"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."
by Weather Eye December 11, 2007
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Coco Bongoed

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed
Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss
by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010
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fudgey bongos

a more polite way of saying the commonly used phrase "fucking hell". this is a rarely used term as only those who are clever and sexy enough use it, such as laura bristow, jonny lee and toolbox tom
" oh fudgey bongos"
"fudgey bongos that bastard has stolen my penny farthing"
by Laura/Jonny/Toolbox Tom March 28, 2007
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shitty bongos

When things have gone tits up
"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "
by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016
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bongo boi

i am cool and Green04Bean is admin
by fuckeveywhatanasshole February 3, 2020
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Mamma bongo

The art of smacking yo mamma's ass like a bongo drum.
"Dude i was up all night playing yo mamma bongo"
by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
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