boner 

What you call your best friend just for the shit of it.

Hey boner lets hang out this weekend!

boner by KonArtist38 October 18, 2011

boner 

A character from the hit TV show "Growing Pains". He was the signature "off-the-wall" character who occasionally visited the Seavers. AKA Richard Stabone. Played by Andrew Koenig.

stoned dude #1: Dude, you know what I loved when I was a kid, Growing Pains, with that Jesus Freak Kirk Cameron.
stoned dude #2: Remember Boner?
stoned dude #3: Oh, yeah, Didn't Leonardo Dicaprio play him.
stoned dude #1: Man, Gilbert Grape was in Growing Pains?
stoned dude #2: Fuck man, where did our weed go?
stoned dude #3: we smoked it all,shit!

boner by ritechus September 25, 2005

boner 

when a boy of ages 11-whenever he dies
gets hard in the private area.ages 1-10 shouldn't get one.

when he saw the porn popup he got a huge boner and when his mom walked in on her 11 year old mastubating.she fainted and had a heart attack.

boner by spoons!!!! May 11, 2009

Boner 

a mistake

damn i made a boner

Boner by the mistake23141 April 17, 2011

boner 

Something that a guy at our school cracked in the libary

hey dude are you on a boner

boner by daves July 16, 2008

boner 

an erect penis or an insult

jim stop being such a boner

boner by man14 December 7, 2009

Boner 

1. A compliment for anything you did, looks good, or just hella more boss then what you are; opposite of a chode.

2. A small person residing in the pants of a male. Can be used to. Penetrate the opposite sex, exploding with immense pleasure and cause you to play fireman. All over her face.

1.Simon: Hey did you see his shirt?
Griff: no...why?
Simon: it was hella boner!
Griff: wtf...it gave you a boner?!

2. Guy 1: Dude. I have a mexican in my pants.
Guy 2: You mean a boner?

Boner by freash_as_Deez June 8, 2009