blouf

Another word for a really fat person.
Used to describe how a fat person is and/or them walking around the place.

"She's a blouf"

or

Place hands infront of body as if holding a big belly, saying "blouf, blouf, blouf" while imitating them walking.

by S Wilson January 3, 2009

Blopple

A blue, hard-backed chair. Generally has 2 triangular legs, but also comes in the 4 legged variety. Commonly found as school chairs.

It's blue, it's hard-backed, and it's a chair. It must be a blopple.

by Staticwolf October 23, 2007

Blorfast

Slang term for a sexual 'get-together' of 'fluffy' individuals. Basically a fat people orgy, it is monstrous and sweaty and looks like boiling meatloaf. However if you are a skinny or fit person, I suggest finding yourself in the middle of a Blorfast at one point or another

Frat boy 1-"Dude, I coulda swore I just saw two manatees porking outside!"

Frat boy 2:"Nah it was Beta house, they're hosting another Blorfast."

Frat boy 1:"...I need to get in on that bro."

by Mike Litoris aka Willy Stroker October 12, 2010

blomf

Means to: Blow a Load On My Face

Oh baby I want you to blomf me!

Did you blomf her last night?

by SOMF:King November 7, 2011

blogfisher

A person that visits blogs (especially tech blogs) and knowingly responds to questions incorrectly to fish out the correct response from others. What the respondents do not realize is that the original poster put clues in the original post to suggest that they already knew the answer. The ensuing respondents may be wise to the answer, but they have proven themselves idiots for missing the original poster's intent.

OP: Wow. Really? I had no idea that Army of Darkness was basically Evil Dead 3. No idea at all.
Responder 1: Yes, Army of Darkness was released after ED 2. It is a sequel.
Responder 2: You are an idiot. Of course AoD was basically ED3. Welcome to 1992!
Responder: 3: You lose 1 Internets sir.
Responder 4: I love it when a blogfisher like you calls out the morons. Well played sir.

by Rudester April 25, 2013

Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Bloof

The sound of a mediocre impact. Unlike a large impact sound, BOOM! KAPOW! etc., that might have a flash of light or mushroom cloud with it. Unlike a small impact sound like Thud, or Poof, that might raise a little dust, Bloof is in the middle.

The meteor ripped through the sky, men wailed in anguish at their impending doom, women sardonically sipped their coffees, wines, and vodkas, while encouraging children to enjoy the light show. Smaller the meteor became until it impacted in Skunkypoo Swamp with a less than resounding... bloof.

by CascadiaSnow August 3, 2020