snag blanket

a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house

at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.

by jlunsford2 September 8, 2018

THE LION OR TIGER BLANKET

FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.

YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.

by MEXICANGAL19 December 7, 2019

Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009

boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007

Wolf Blanket

A person who, more than likely, has a big fleecy blanket on their bed that depicts one or more wolves howling at the moon.

Actual proof of the blanket is not needed to label someone a Wolf Blanket. This is a first-impression label for people who eminate wolf blanket vibes.

Some clues that a person might be a Wolf Blanket: they collect swords, they tuck their shirts into their cargo pants, they wear jewellery with medieval symbols on it, they are overweight, they speak Elvish.

When you see a Wolf Blanket, you just know.

My medieval poetry class is full of Wolf Blankets.

by 2Tonne October 15, 2009