when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
Person 1: Wow that Mischa girl pees so much!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!
by hohoho459 February 01, 2021
Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.
by A3siam February 08, 2023
When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*
Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.
Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.
by Real Houz September 14, 2018
a rap group originating in washington state (USA), writing hit singles like, threesome and My Onlyfans Addiction, along side locally popular albums like Boner Man.
super cool guy: “oh shit did you hear the new bladder factory drop?”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics”
by BladderFactoryOfficial April 17, 2023
The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
by drummerguy97 September 01, 2011