make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
by strikingoil May 25, 2014
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bladder adder snot

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth July 20, 2008
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Pussy Bladder

A person who has the bladder of a child or senior citizen.
Damn chris, you had one claw and we have been in the car for 5 minutes. You are cut off, you have a pussy bladder. Ol PB.
by Deanna'sman May 30, 2021
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the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
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bladder girl

a girl who has bladder issues and needs to pee consistently
Person 1: Wow that Mischa girl pees so much!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!
by hohoho459 February 01, 2021
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Babi-bladder

A condition known to the Babos family, where there is always a need to use the restroom. This condition is more common in Babos children, and can flare up on vacations or in formal dining rooms.
The children at the dining room table all had babi-bladders, because they all were Babos children.
by mynameisrichie July 28, 2008
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Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 08, 2023
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