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bladder adder snot

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008
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bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011
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passionate bladder

Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.
You know I can’t pee with you in here with me, I have a passionate bladder!”
by A3siam February 7, 2023
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Bladder Cancer

the cancer of the bladder which is from the mutation of cells. Carcinoma, AKA transitional cell carcinoma, is the most common form of bladder cancer and starts in the cells in the bladder wall’s layer. this results in many deaths and has recently been diagnosed to a close friend of mine. get well soon Rozza
man "Rozza has Bladder Cancer!"
by Sammy Falz June 8, 2017
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Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.
"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."
by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014
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office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014
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bladder chills

The feeling of coldness that you sometimes get from really needing to pee.
"I woke up at midnight with the bladder chills. It took me 10 minutes to convince myself to get out of bed and go to the bathroom."
by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016
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