bladder factory

a rap group originating in washington state (USA), writing hit singles like, threesome and My Onlyfans Addiction, along side locally popular albums like Boner Man.
super cool guy: “oh shit did you hear the new bladder factory drop?”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics
by BladderFactoryOfficial April 17, 2023
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Untimely Bladder

The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't

Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"

"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"

"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
by drummerguy97 September 01, 2011
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Babi-bladder

A condition known to the Babos family, where there is always a need to use the restroom. This condition is more common in Babos children, and can flare up on vacations or in formal dining rooms.
The children at the dining room table all had babi-bladders, because they all were Babos children.
by mynameisrichie July 28, 2008
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Bladder

The thing that holds you pee.
Ally: man I have a small bladder I like gotta go pee alot! Nora: oof I have a huge bladder I go like once a.day
by Bellaire September 19, 2020
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Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.
"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."
by joulukuusi December 22, 2021
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Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 08, 2023
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5cc bladder

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.
2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
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